New Headlines Read: Every Human on Earth Has No Clue What is Going On

New Headlines Read: Every Human on Earth Has No Clue What is Going On

So, let’s do this. Let’s dismantle the LinkedIn (I still blame them) cover up. Let’s make headlines that read “Graduates, nay, every human on earth, has no clue what is going on” and then lets read that and contentedly close the pages of the newspaper, putting a cup of tea on top of it, brazenly staining it, and feel pure peace at the knowledge that you’re exactly the same as everyone else on this planet. That is to say, you’re doing your best at figuring it all out and THAT is fucking amazing.

Intrusive Thoughts: Often Unwelcome, Never Uncommon

 Intrusive Thoughts: Often Unwelcome, Never Uncommon

Have you ever stood on a bridge, with a 40 feet drop, and thought ‘what if I jumped?’. Maybe not. What about this though - you’re driving at 60 down a motorway and suddenly think, ‘I could just swerve this car right now’. No? Maybe it’s less severe than that. Maybe you’ve just been in a silent room and thought, hey, what if I suddenly shout ‘SHIT’ at the top of my voice.